10 things we never knew before becoming parents

1. The cutest expressions often come from the passing of gas.
2. Someone THIS small can eat THAT much.
3. Being puked on, peed on, pooped on, and burped on aren't so disgusting from your baby.
4. Someone so cute can be so frustrating as well.
5. It would take all of our energy to care for someone who sleeps 18 hours a day.
6. The best way to meet neighbors and strangers is to have a baby with you.
7. You have to pack the nursery in a bag to go out for a couple hours.
8. The astounding number of things you can do with one hand while holding a baby in the other.
9. Someone can wake you from a dead sleep at 3:00 in the morning, keep you up for two hours and still make you smile.
10. That our parents love us this much!